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Ye olde graduate

Back in the day, everything was... not great, more just different. But if you've watched someone try to understand the world before they were born, you can see how dangerous knowledge of that world is.
Level cap: 20

Full-time sidekick.
Obtained from: Ye olde degree

Ability: +XP and psychic attacks

Messages

During Combat:

• <name> explains to your opponent how much cheaper everything was back in the day, making them doubt their life of crime for X damage.
• <name> tells your opponent how cute they were as a baby for X damage.
• <name> waxes eloquent about the good old days until your opponent wants to go there for X damage.
• <name> stops to lecture you about how much cooler one of your previous incarnations was. Apparently you need to wear a scarf and fight evil trash cans
• <name> talks about the good old days and how finding a buffered analgesic made their day.

After defeating an opponent:

• <name> talks about the troubles of being a sidekick in the Silver Age. Hauling around those sound effect plaques sounds exhausting. It's like having been there yourself. You gain Y XP.
• <name> relays one of the harsher lessons from Ye Olde College. It's like having been there yourself. You gain Y XP.
• <name> reminisces about ye goode olde days when there were only four colors. It's like having been there yourself. You gain Y XP.