A.P.C.

A.P.C.

You are fighting an A.P.C..

This is an A.P.C. That probably stands for armored personnel carrier, but I suppose it could also be Any Prized Chocolate or Anti-Perambulatory Contraption. You never know with the army.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 72 experience.

You got an item: titanium plating (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: transformer (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Military base of the Unborn
  

References

• This enemy and its description pokes fun at TLA's and the fact that most modern military slang revolves around abbreviations which are not generally understood by civilians.