Moldin' Grams
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You are fighting Moldin' Grams.
Don't be fooled by this old lady's initial appearance. Her fearsome bear naked style of kashi martial arts is as deadly as it is horrifying.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She corn pops a cap in your ass with his 38 Special K. Kaboom!
- She drop kix you with his frosted mini cleats.
- She cuts you badly with his razor bran and then follows that up with a heaping serving of assault-o-meal.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She tries to put you in a honey coma, but you're wise to his plan and disrupt it with a well-timed sugar smack.
- She tries his patented crunch, bury attack on you, but you refuse to submit to the post mortem and foil the plan.
- She body chex you toward a burning trash barrel, hoping you'll be burnt to a crispix, but you're wise to his nefarious trix and dodge.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain <Level*8, cap 250> experience.
After catching the cereal criminal and bringing him in to Leyonne (who makes arrangements with Twilight PD), she thanks you for your help and gives you the promised reward.
You got an item: crimebusters IOU 
You got an item: crimebusters IOU
You got an item: crimebusters IOU
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
Notes
- Can occur in any of several locations during Follow Your Nose to a Balanced Breakfast.
References
- The name refers to the breakfast cereal Golden Grahams.
- The description refers to breakfast cereals companies Bear Naked and Kashi Company.
- For references in the hit and miss messages see Money Bunny.