Boisterously bragging brawler

boisterously bragging brawler

You are fighting a boisterously bragging brawler.

Some times, the name tells you everything. Villains are especially good at picking names that directly apply to what they do. For instance, if you're fighting a guy named 8-Ball, he's probably a billiards-themed villain. Likewise, this dude is just like he sounds: a fighter who won't shut up.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He fixes his impressive mustache while telling you about how he'll give you "what for." (sonic) damage
• He stops fighting long enough talk about how awesome he is, and no, he won't shut up. (sonic) damage
• He pauses mid-punch to tell you about the time he beat up James Figg. (sonic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries a bit of rope-a-dope, but it's more soap-on-a-rope.
• He slugs you in the gut, but because of your awesome, super-heroic abs, you don't even notice.
• He swings at you, trying to land a haymaker, but you counter with a pitchfork.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 113 experience.

You got an item: random raggedy rod (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: wiggling wombat whiskers (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: wiggling wombat whiskers (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Immune to sonic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Rejected Rogue Ranch
  

References

• The third hit message mentions James Figg, an English bare-knuckle boxer.
• The first miss message refers to Muhammad Ali's famous Rope-a-dope boxing style.