Receptionist
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You are fighting a receptionist.
Like most receptionists, this one is always horribly overworked and underpaid: she's answering a phone, signing for a package, doing something on her computer, and getting a visitor's badge ready for a vendor. Oh, and she's also packing heat.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She gives you a level gaze and tells you about her job. You counter with stories about your own mind-numbing job.
- She demands that you sign in. You pull out a pen of your own and do so.
- She levels her sidearm at you, but you convince her that you have an appointment.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 115 experience.
You got an item: shocker pen 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: bubble gum 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: relaxing flats 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: nail file 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% resistant to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
