Lenny the Leech

Lenny the Leech

You are fighting Lenny the Leech.

Realizing this is their last chance, the team asks the Northpaw to stand down and instead calls on Lenny the Leech, one of the meanest pickpockets, pilferers, and all around pincher of goods to pinch hit for the team. Not surprisingly, he is also an expert at stealing a base.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

This man is a hit machine. That's great when he's playing baseball, that's bad when he's playing you.
He hits you with his corked bat. It's got at least 50% more pop than a regular bat.
Pinch hit home runs are pretty rare, but this guy launches you right out of the ballpark.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

Sitting on the bench made his legs tighten up, and he has to call a coach over to massage the knots out.
Thinking quickly, you substitute another player from the bench to pinch run for you, and get out of the way.
He's rusty after sitting on the bench all day and misses badly.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 1.14*Level experience.

You got an item: baseball bat (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: baseball jersey (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: catcher's mask (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cleats (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart bandages (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: smart juice (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: umpire's glasses (Unspecified Drop rate)

Well, that appears to be the last of them. Consider that a total shutout. The owner of Frank's Ballpark (curiously, his name is Oscar Meyer) thanks you profusely and gives you a collectible as a token of his gratitude.

On Frank's Ballpark I:

You got an item: genuine lookalike World Series 2008 ring