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• X is a random number between 1 and 499.
• At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown

Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.

Where <enemy> is one of:

• beatniks
• cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
• clouds of gnats
• crabgrass
• embarrassing personal problems
• hipsters
• internet outages
• ketchup on hotdogs
• Mondays
• parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
• people covered in fish
• people driving with their left blinker on
• people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
• politicians
• purple people eaters
• ring-tailed lemurs
• striped caterpillars
• stupid commercial jingles
• talking raccoons
• things not working properly even after you've thumped them