Dr. Park
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| Dr. Park |
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You are fighting Dr. Park.
This is the co-founder for whom Jekyll and Hyde Park was named after. After whom the park was named. (You recognize him because of a statue in a park in the center of Hyde Park.) He was supposed to have died a hundred years ago, so it's surprising to see him here in the park in the Park, using a weird green gem to apparently leech the life out of a vagrant. Leaching life from the vagrant out of. Wait, no, that was right the first time.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- One of the park's statues leaps forward and throttles you! Oh, wait, that's just the hundred-year-old founder of the park, kept alive through dark magic, wrapping his hands around your neck. That's totally normal.
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- You're not sure what Dr. Park's been doing for the last hundred years, but you hope it's not martial arts or you'll feel like a bit of a jerk for dodging his attack.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 90 experience.
You got an item: Tsar Tsavorite 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
