Processor

Processor

You are fighting the Processor.

In many ways, the Processor is the brain of the computer. This one even has a bunch of neon-clad minions who worship it like a god.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• It puts you through "The Process" which is as painful as it is vague.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• Your talk of "users" has you branded a blasphemer, but all the minions are off on break, so they don't notice.
• The Processor sends out a wave of pure mental energy, filling you with life-affirming warm fuzzies.
• It puts you through "The Process", but it's really more of a make over, so now you look fabulous.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (?, cap 300) experience.

You got an item: processor pin (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Inner Cyberspace
  

Notes

• At the end of every turn (even if it is stunned), one of the following messages appear the normal attack:
  • The Processor doesn't do anything apparent, but you can feel the effort of its thoughts radiating from the heatsink.
  • You can sense the foreign intelligence of the Processor churning over something.
• After at least two turn, the Processor deals a large amount of damage with the following message after the normal attack:
  • You hear a distinct cry for help from the Processor. Several burly programs run to its aid and give you a once-over for X, then leave just as promptly.
• Using Psionic Blast resets the timer, and gives the following message:
  • You send out a pulse of mental anguish, dealing X damage to anything in the area and knocking out several programs that were trying to sneak up behind you. Ha! Serves them right!