Uncommon fool
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You are fighting an uncommon fool.
They say a sucker's born every minute, but a fool of this magnitude is born five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred times less frequently.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He starts talking and you facepalm so hard you give yourself a concussion.
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open, only to discover it's full of biting snakes. You put the rare snake in your binder and throw the rest away.
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and tosses a plastic squid at your face. damage+ (sonic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He starts talking, but you plug your ears and scream "La la la!"
- With a deft flick, he hands you a pack of collectible cards. You crack it open to enjoy the smell of your next paycheck disappearing. Smells like victory!
- He shouts "Release the Kraken!" and waits patiently for you to follow his order. You calmly explain if you had a kraken, you wouldn't be fighting him.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain <7*Level, max 300> experience.
You got an item: broomstick 
(18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: springtime fresh puppet 
(18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: pure pyrite 
(18.8 ± 6.7%)
You got an item: Bug Buddy 
(18.1 ± 6.6%)
You got an item: celestial snarl 
(20.3 ± 6.8%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
References
- Image is that of the Tarot card, The Fool.
- The description contains a reference to the quote (variously attributed) "There's a sucker born every minute".
- "Release the Kraken!" is a quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.
- "Smelled like...victory!" is a quote from the movie Apocalypse Now.
