Superultimate frisbee player

Superultimate frisbee player

You are fighting a Superultimate frisbee player.

Given that ultimate frisbee is a team sport played something like soccer, but with a frisbee, superultimate frisbee is something like rugby played with a deadly weapon frisbee. Players of superultimate frisbee don't let anyone get in their way, not even super heroes.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

A frisbee bounces off of you. Which would be fine if it weren't for the razors.
You get caught in the scrum. It's as painful as it sounds.
Some ultimate frisbee players and superultimate frisbee players get into a fight on the field. You manage to break them up, but at what cost? Getting your toes stepped on with cleats, mostly.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

A frisbee comes spinning towards you, but you duck before it End of Lines you.
You stay well away from the scrum. It just doesn't sound like a good time.
Some ultimate frisbee players and superultimate frisbee players get into a fight on the field. You manage to break them up without even getting your feet stepped on in cleats.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 7-12 chips.