Rock'em Bot

Rock'em Bot

You are fighting Rock'em Bot.

Don't let its bulky shape fool you: when it's wound up this robot can rock back and forth as fiercely as anything, and it can take a ton of punishment.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He pummels you tirelessly, and he's not Sorry. Not at all.
It tramples you like a hungry, hungry hippo running towards some tasty, tasty food.
It hits you with a tremendous punch that just about knocks your block off.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

It chutes at you and ladders. Wait, that doesn't make much sense.
It tries to punch you, but you block its knock.
You think you're about to be in Trouble, but you pull a get out of jail free card and he lets you go.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain scaling experience.

You got an item: superconductor chip (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: plasteel plating (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: titanium plating (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: cybertronium (Unspecified Drop rate)