Gangster in blue
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You are fighting a gangster in blue.
You encounter a gang member wearing a blue bandana, blue jeans, blue sneakers, and a blue shirt. He appears to take seriously the duty to wear his gang colors.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- His assault leaves you bruised badly: all black and his namesake color.
- He gives you a case of the blues. Then adds a case of the Mondays, which really hurts. damage+ (psychic) damage
- The gangster gives you a blueberry, which is like a raspberry, but much more painful.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- At the last second he's pulled away to go to his cousin's wedding. Apparently they only had the old, new, and borrowed somethings covered.
- He realizes he's feeling too down to bother attacking you.
- The Blue Rajah intercepts him to have a stern conversation about trademark infringement.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 13-25 chips.
You gain 12 experience.
You got an item: cross trainers 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: chocolate covered jelly 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- Generally, all the references in the hit and miss messages reference a variety of expressions with the word "blue".
- The first hit message is a reference the term "black and blue" which means bruised or hurt badly.
- The second hit message possibly references blues music.
- The second hit message and the second miss messages refer to "the blues", ie the state of feeling sad, downbeat or depressed.
