So Does Andre the Giant

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The given address brings you to an outdoor plaza, filled with picnic tables (all the umbrellas apparently removed and tucked away for the night) and a couple of closed-up vendor booths. The vandalism is immediately obvious. Slapped onto nearly every surface are hundreds of stickers. Black and white, crudely hand drawn, with something cartoonishly resembling a face at best, they all read "The Mick Has a Posse."

The sticker also suggests The Mick is 7' 4" and 520 pounds, so you're not very inclined to believe it, or put any stock in the image. Still, it makes you grit your teeth, not just for the vandalism, but also for anyone supporting The Mick. You radio in to Phil and tell him the timing was a little off on this one.

If this is your 1st or 2nd adventure of the day:

Phil thanks you for your help and allocates a credit to your account. He says he'll keep adjusting the equipment, and call as soon as he detects another impending incident.

You got an item: crimebusters IOU

If this is your 3rd adventure of the day:

Phil thanks you for your help and allocates a credit to your account. He says he's done for the night, but to check back in tomorrow if you want to keep helping.

You got an item: crimebusters IOU

Location(s)

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Notes

• See Pursuing a Majority Report for locations.