Money Bunny

Money Bunny

You are fighting Money Bunny.

The accosted flakes who have dealt with this criminal say she dyno-mites her way into a place and then makes a loot harvest of whatever she can grab post haste.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He corn pops a cap in your ass with his 38 Special K. Kaboom!
• He drop kix you with his frosted mini cleats.
• He cuts you badly with his razor bran and then follows that up with a heaping serving of assault-o-meal.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He tries to put you in a honey coma, but you're wise to his plan and disrupt it with a well-timed sugar smack.
• He tries his patented crunch, bury attack on you, but you refuse to submit to the post mortem and foil the plan.
• He body chex you toward a burning trash barrel, hoping you'll be burnt to a crispix, but you're wise to his nefarious trix and dodge.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 32 experience.

You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Follow Your Nose to a Balanced Breakfast