Catfish lawyer
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You are fighting a catfish lawyer.
You get the joke here, right? One's a bottom-dwelling, cold-blooded scum sucker and the other's a fish.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He starts hounding you with a bunch of civil infractions, but you distract him with Go Away v. Who Cares.
- He tries to browbeat you for interrupting his day, but you offer him a cigar and a glass of scotch and he calms down, blaming his mad cow.
- He slaps you with his legal briefs. Luckily, they're just paper so it doesn't hurt.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-174-? chips.
You gain 123 experience.
You got an item: attache case 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
