Catfish lawyer

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catfish lawyer

You are fighting a catfish lawyer.

You get the joke here, right? One's a bottom-dwelling, cold-blooded scum sucker and the other's a fish.

Please don't sue me.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

  • He starts hounding you with a bunch of civil infractions that haven't been enforced for a hundred years and telling you how he'll see you hang. damage+ (sonic) damage
  • He browbeats you (both literally and figuratively) for interrupting his routine.
  • He slaps you with his legal briefs. Urgh. You didn't want to see that. damage+ (psychic) damage



He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.



Miss messages:

  • He starts hounding you with a bunch of civil infractions, but you distract him with Go Away v. Who Cares.
  • He tries to browbeat you for interrupting his day, but you offer him a cigar and a glass of scotch and he calms down, blaming his mad cow.
  • He slaps you with his legal briefs. Luckily, they're just paper so it doesn't hurt.



Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.


Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!


Chips-white.gif You gain 93-154 chips.

You gain 123 experience.

You got an item: legal briefs Legal-briefs.gif (16.5 ± 2.8%)
You got an item: attache case Attache-case.gif (15.3 ± 2.7%)
You got an item: chip loafers Chip-loafers.gif (13.7 ± 2.6%)
You got an item: business card Business-card.gif (16 ± 2.8%)





Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to psychic damage.
50% weak to sonic damage.


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