High-sailing accountant
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You are fighting a high-sailing accountant.
Um. Well. Huh. I'm really not sure how to describe this guy. Think accountant with delusions of piracy.
Please don't sue me.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He threatens to uproot the whole building and sail over to plunder your hideout. The only threat here is strain from rolling your eyes so much.
- He calls for full speed ahead, threatening to crash you into the shoals of bankruptcy, but everybody's learned to ignore this loon
- He threatens your premium but you handle your own finances.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
Unspecified Message
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-114-? chips.
You gain 30 experience.
You got an item: eyepatch 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: rubber cutlass 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
