Gonzo accountant
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You are fighting a gonzo accountant.
Gonzo accounting is a strange method of accounting whereby the accountant in question gets deeply involved in the work, managing to insert themselves into the work being done. Either that or the accountant is just freaking nuts. Probably the latter.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He whips out a bottle of ether and takes a deep huff. It's not really an effective "attack".
- He starts babbling about how he can't stop to fight you because "this is bat country."
- He pops several pills in preparation to attack, but he grabbed his downers by mistake.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 125 experience.
You got an item: swingline stapler 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were 50% weak to acid damage.
50% resistant to psychic damage., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
