Screamin' Jay

Screamin' Jay

You are fighting a Screamin' Jay.

This guy is an overly dramatic, bug-eyed instructor. As you can imagine, he really knows how to scream, and frequently does until he's... wait for it... blue in the face!
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

Using some strange, disturbing props, he shocks you with how horrific he can be. (electric) damage
Using some really gross props and similes, he shocks you in a completely different way. (psychic) damage
His eyes bug out even more than usual as he puts a spell on you.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He's got some pretty disturbing props, but after the things that you've seen, man, this ain't nothing.
He tries to yell at you, but all that screaming has left him with a wicked case of laryngitis.
He starts raving, but you manage to ease his mind with your cool lines. No more frenzy for him.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 151 experience.

You got an item: swanky hat (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: throat lozenges (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: megaphone (Unspecified Drop rate)