Bruiser

Bruiser

You are fighting Bruiser.

Legend has it that Bruiser was the demon king of a race of genetically modified tortoises. Normally, you'd think that's nonsense, but after all the bizarre things you've seen since you start super heroing, and the shell-like shield he's carrying, you're willing to give him the benefit of the doubt. After you send him packing, of course.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He flings his shield at you and it smacks you in the face painfully.
He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball. You don't shrink to half size, but it certainly hurts. (fire) damage
He swings a huge fist at you. He's slow, so you jump back, but you fall into a pit.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He flings his shield at you, but another hero with red boots and a blue body suit deflects it with his own shield.
He rears back and then lets loose a blazing hot fireball, but you jump on a convenient platform and avoid it.
He swings a huge fist at you, but he's so slow that you can easily duck.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: Bruiser's shell shield (Guaranteed Drop)