Cute pumpkin

cute pumpkin

You are fighting a cute pumpkin.

Hey, I'm not the one who dressed up my opponent as an adorable vegetable before trying to beat them up. If you can't handle the cuteness get out of the dressing room... or street where you're randomly recostuming villains.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The pumpkin stops for a moment and vomits up some stringy pumpkin guts and a fistful of seed. And right on your new cape too. This is why we can't have nice things. (acid) damage
• The pumpkin glows with a horrible internal radiance, inspiring fear and trauma in equal amounts. (psychic) damage

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The pumpkin rolls around making cooing noises. It's really cute, but you already knew that.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain some experience.

You got an item: godmother's carriage (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified

Locations

• Disguise Foe
  

Notes

• Foes that can be disguised into this:
  • Chuck van Arnolde
  • pickpocket
  • car cracker
• The XP is the same as the original encounter, no chips dropped though.
• The items dropped by the original foe will no longer drop.