Deranged quester
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You are fighting a deranged quester.
Since you changed this poor soul's costume, he's been mobbed by men with punctuation marks over their heads, sending him off to get sacred orbs or spaceship parts or boar spleens. You think he's finally cracked.
Either that or somebody offered him some pocket change for the extra scrap of spandex you're pretty sure you weren't carrying around until just now.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The adventurer attempts to hit you until loot pops out. So far, so good.
- The deranged quester stops moving for a second, then launches into a barrage of swordstrokes and fireballs. damage+ (fire) damage
- The quester starts digging through his belt pouch, muttering about a healing potion. He doesn't find that, but does find a flask of acid, which he dumps out. Thankfully, you manage to prevent him from polluting... with your foot. Which, admittedly, was there anyway, but it sounds more heroic this way. (acid) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- The adventure has a hypothesis that, if he hits you hard enough, loot will pop out. You decide against being his experimental subject.
- The deranged quester stops moving for a second, muttering something unprintable about lag.
- The quester starts digging through his belt pouch, muttering about a healing potion. He pulls out several bolts of cloth, two complete suits of armor, a fully-stocked spice cabinet, three swords, fourteen polearms, fifty feet of rope, and a live chicken before giving up.
He never does find the healing potion.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some experience.
You got an item: fetch quest 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to fire damage.
Locations
Notes
- Foes that can be disguised into this have names starting with "D" or "Q".
- Xp gained is 8 * Level, capped at 400. No chips dropped though.
- The items dropped by the original foe will no longer drop.
