LP Hovercraft

LP Hovercraft

You are fighting LP Hovercraft.

LP is a sentient hovercraft, the only one of its kind. It wanders the streets, lonely and lost in the darkest possible connotations of that word. Haunted, shattered, woeful, and terrified. And just a touch homicidal, too.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• LP unleashes Gi-Mo, the Yungi from Fuggoth. You're not any more sure where Fuggoth is after the fight, but you're betting somewhere super gross. (acid) damage
• LP explains something truly unspeakable. Hovercrafts are apparently more twisted than you thought. (psychic) damage
• LP runs you over, which is kind of like being buried alive by an avalance of water beds.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• LP unleashes Gi-Mo, the Yungi from Fuggoth. Thankfully, Gi-Mo doesn't seem terribly dangerous under Earth's gravity.
• LP explains something truly unspeakable. Thankfully, you don't speak binary.
• LP runs you over, which is kind of like being buried by inner tubes. Not pleasant, but not immediately dangerous.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-80-166-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: number one fan (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• City of Lost Robots
  

This enemy is a static Villain.

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

• The name refers to H. P. Lovecraft. The description could also refer to many of his works.
• The first hit and miss messages refer to the Mi-go and Fungi from Yuggoth.