Melee Weapons Summary Table
| Item | Power | Level | Value |
|---|---|---|---|
| Astral spline | 80 | 7 | 120 |
| Badly bent knife | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| Baseball bat | 10 | 1 | 5 |
| Bass-O-Matic 77 | 52 | 4 | 60 |
| Bat out of hell | 115 | 10 | 180 |
| Big honkin' hammer | 65 | 5 | 80 |
| Big left hook | 85 | 6 | 72 |
| Brass knuckles | 13 | 1 | 8 |
| Colossal mandible | 50 | 4 | 50 |
| Digital rapier | 45 | 3 | 56 |
| Digital saber | 55 | 4 | 60 |
| Ethereal club | 65 | 5 | 90 |
| Extension cord | 10 | 1 | 5 |
| Gallagher's mallet | 110 | 10 | 175 |
| Golf club | 20 | 1 | 10 |
| Hammer | 10 | 1 | 5 |
| Hedge slammer | 26 | 1 | 16 |
| Large knife | 15 | 1 | 8 |
| Lead pipe | 20 | 1 | 5 |
| Long arm of the law | 72 | 6 | 70 |
| Metaphoric claws | 45 | 3 | 45 |
| Pandimensional scepter | 40 | 3 | 100 |
| Paper machete | 23 | 1 | 15 |
| Peacekeeping baton | 18 | 1 | 9 |
| Shattered protest sign | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| Short end of the stick | 45 | 3 | 42 |
| Steel knuckles | 25 | 1 | NA |
| The whole nine yards | 83 | 7 | 110 |
| Titanium mace | 48 | 3 | 48 |
| Titanium pipe | 38 | 2 | 32 |
| Truepenny blade | 85 | 7 | 120 |
| Ubiquitous chainsaw | 30 | 2 | 30 |