Money Bunny
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| Money Bunny |
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You are fighting Money Bunny.
The accosted flakes who have dealt with this criminal say she dyno-mites her way into a place and then makes a loot harvest of whatever she can grab post haste.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He corn pops a cap in your ass with his 38 Special K. Kaboom!
- He drop kix you with his frosted mini cleats.
- He cuts you badly with his razor bran and then follows that up with a heaping serving of assault-o-meal.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He tries to put you in a honey coma, but you're wise to his plan and disrupt it with a well-timed sugar smack.
- He tries his patented crunch, bury attack on you, but you refuse to submit to the post mortem and foil the plan.
- He body chex you toward a burning trash barrel, hoping you'll be burnt to a crispix, but you're wise to his nefarious trix and dodge.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 32 experience.
You got an item: crimebusters IOU 
(Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)
You got an item: crimebusters IOU (Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified