The Moitalizer

The Moitalizer

You are fighting The Moitalizer.

This New Joisey import is a master of three things: joims, woims, and the toims of engagement.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:
and misses.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-41-171-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: moital combat fatigues (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

This enemy is a wandering Villain.

References

• The image is of Jean-Claude Van Damme, a famous martial artist, body builder, and actor.
• The description and name reference a stereotypical Brooklyn accent.
• "joims" is likely from an old Saturday Night Live skit about a Brooklyn playhouse putting on "Da War of Da Woilds" (a spoof of theWar of the Worlds radio drama by Orson Welles) where the aliens were killed by "joims".