Maleroom clerk
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You are fighting a maleroom clerk.
This is a weird building. You're not exactly sure what a maleroom is, or why it needs a clerk, but there's one standing right in front of you, ready to start a fight.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
Unspecified Message
??? hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He digs around for a can of Manly Man Energy Drink, but all he finds is a pocket protector.
- He tries to rip open his shirt to show off his manly pecs, but he just sorta spins around uselessly.
- He throws his head back and lets out a testosterone-fueled bellow. It sounds more like a nasally whine.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain ?-97-120-? chips.
You gain 115 experience.
You got an item: Manly Man energy drink 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: taped glasses 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: paper cut gloves 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
