Surly gambler
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You are fighting a surly gambler.
She's down on her luck, and barely has enough chips with which to pay for the cab home. I mean, she's barely got enough chips to pay for the cab with.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- The gambler bludgeons you with a blackjack that she just happens to be carrying.
- She shows you two cards, a seven and a four. "Hit me," you say reflexively. So she does.
- "Draw," she says. You go for your weapon, but a professional gambler is always better at the draw.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She forces you to play roulette. Russian roulette. Lucky for you, the gun isn't loaded.
- She tries to channel Texas Hold-'Em into some sort of attack, but her first move is a flop.
- She tries to poke you, but you poke her back. Poker? But I hardly even know her!
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 15-25 chips.
You gain 42 experience.
You got an item: playing card 
(22.5 ± 8.3%)
You got an item: playing card (3.9 ± 3.8%)
You got an item: playing card (Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
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