IT drone
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| IT drone |
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You are fighting an IT drone.
This computer geek has electronics sticking out of nearly every pocket, as well as a long list of jobs to do. Since he's just a lowly member of the Geek Herd, he has to actually do some work.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He starts screaming in nerd rage about someone breaking their computer's "cup holder" and starts pummeling you with his small but painful fists.
- He pauses for a moment, his eyes flicking back and forth before unleashing some fearsome kung-fu moves.
- He yelps and ducks for cover, letting NSA and CIA agents do the dirty work for him.
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He starts screaming in nerd rage, but it seems he didn't actually buy that perk, so it's kind of pathetic.
- He pauses for a moment, and then another, and then starts yammering about not flashing.
- He yelps for help, but the only help that comes is other members of the Geek Herd. They can't fight either.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain 115 experience.
You got an item: taped glasses 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: SQUID disc: Brain Computers and You 
(Unspecified Drop rate)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Former resistances were Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses., remember to remove this information from the page when resistances are spaded.
Locations
References
- The first miss message refers to Nerd Rage!, a perk from Fallout 3.
- The second hit message refers to a scene in the movie The Matrix.
- The first hit message refers to a a well known Tech Support story about someone confusing their CDROM player for a cup holder.
