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  • X is a random number between 1 and 499.
  • At the beginning of every fight the following line is shown

Hatefire.gif Your weapon shimmers with a deep-seated hatred for <enemy>.

Where <enemy> is one of:
  • beatniks
  • cicadas from non-prime-number cycles
  • clouds of gnats
  • crabgrass
  • embarrassing personal problems
  • hipsters
  • internet outages
  • ketchup on hotdogs
  • Mondays
  • parents of crying babies who won't take them out of theaters
  • people covered in fish
  • people driving with their left blinker on
  • people posting something factually incorrect on the internet
  • politicians
  • purple people eaters
  • ring-tailed lemurs
  • striped caterpillars
  • stupid commercial jingles
  • talking raccoons
  • things not working properly even after you've thumped them