Rich Cardinal Lou
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| Rich Cardinal Lou |
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You are fighting Rich Cardinal Lou.
Lou is one of the richest cardinals around. He used to be a successful lawyer, but turned to religion for the tax breaks and the ability to scam those he has authority over. A supernatural penchant for scheming and meddling lifts him up from mere white collar crime to the level of a proper villain.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- Rich Lou does what any rich person would: pay someone to do his dirty work. A group of his hired thugs give you a beating.
- After what feels like a few months of scheming and plotting, Rich Cardinal Lou's plans come to fruition when you feel a dagger slip between your ribs.
- Lou raises one finger, summoning his driver. Out of nowhere this huge stretch limo caroms into you and sends you flying.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- Cardinal Lou starts to attack, but you remind him of the Cardinal rule. Not wanting done unto himself, Lou wisely decides not to do unto you.
- Rich Cardinal Lou schemes and plots, but it's taking way too long. It's your turn again.
- Nothing would make Lou happier than to see you hurt, but as we all know money can't buy happiness so you're fine.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain some chips.
You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.
You got an item: cardinal's ruler 
(Guaranteed Drop)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.
Locations
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This enemy is a wandering Villain. |
References
- Based on Cardinal Richelieu.
