Crash Brothers
| Crash Brothers | |
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| Location: | Camp Training Camp |
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| Unlocks: | After defeating the three trainers. |
| Combat %: | 100 |
| Foe XP range: | Varies |
| ID: 67 | |
One-time Adventures
| Off to the Races! | ||
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Finally able to make it far enough into camp, you peek around a building and notice that massive jerk, Smash Crash standing with his back to you. While you're trying to decide if a backstab is appropriate for a hero, you cast your eyes across the camp and notice an even bigger brute just standing there. You can only assume that it's Smash's brother, Crush Crash. Smash is the second largest brute you've ever seen, and Crush is absolutely enormous. He also looks like he doesn't get around much, but if someone gets close, he'll plaster them. Actually, that's just crazy enough to work! Have Smash chase you until he plows into his brother. After all, you've always wondered what would happen when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object.
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated as you run. He mutters and looks around before grabbing one of the trainees and throwing him at you. The trainee knocks you off your feet and you both look pretty confused before remembering that you're enemies. You will instead have to fight a random Camp Training Camp or Rooftops over WoDo foe.
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. You get a sinking feeling in your stomach as you realize that he's a lot faster than you are. You start yelling, "Serpentine! Serpentine!" and try to dart back and forth, but you just can't change direction fast enough. The last thing you remember is being run over by a runaway train disguised as a human. (Added for 60 minutes.)
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. He's faster than you, but thanks to your super-slick bowling shoes, you're able to slide and scoot out of the way each time he gets near you. It's pretty close a couple times, but you manage to stay just ahead of him. It doesn't take too long for the two of you to cross the entire camp and you see the huge form of Crush looming over you. You get a sinking feeling in your stomach as you realize you didn't come up with an exit strategy. The last thing you remember is your body making a horrible crunching sound as you're smushed between the two brothers. (Added for 45 minutes.) (Added for 60 minutes.)
You punch Smash in the arm to get his attention and start charging towards his brother. Smash looks mildly irritated until he notices your red cape. He stamps his foot and bellows in rage before taking off after you. He's faster than you, but thanks to your super-slick bowling shoes, you're able to slide and scoot out of the way each time he gets near you. It's pretty close a couple times, but you manage to stay just ahead of him. It doesn't take too long for the two of you to cross the entire camp and you see the huge form of Crush looming over you. You fling your portable hole ahead of you and make one last slide at the final second before impact, falling into it. You lightly skin your knee, but are out of the way when the two brothers collide. A titanic explosion shakes the entire compound, and by the time the dust clears, your hole is at the lip of a deep crater. Peering down, you see the brothers at the bottom, knocked senseless. Looks like your work here is done. You pick up your hole and give Rand a call to have these two hauled off to Super Villain Jail. You gain 2007 XP. You have earned a bonus gold foil at your next retcon for your efforts.
The 60-minute effect is internal injuries. The 45-minute effect is concussed. The time taken for this adventure is subtracted from the duration of the effects immediately.
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