Undersecretary of Nottingham
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You are fighting a Undersecretary of Nottingham.
On your first pass:
As you pass through a small crowd near a rope barrier, they hush for a moment, then begin chanting "The Undersecretary of Nottingham! The Undersecretary of Nottingham!"
An armored knight rides out from the crowd, apparently every bit as warped as his fans. If only you knew who he is...
On future passes:
The Undersecretary of Nottingham comes around for another pass, clutching his steed desperately as he charges you.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He demonstrates that the pen is mightier than the sword by spraying ink in your eyes. Youch!
- While his boss spent too much time in the sewers, the Undersecretary practiced stabbing people. See? (psychic) damage
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- It may not be an elected position, but the Undersecretary still yields to voters like you.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 80 experience.
You got an item: Nottingham gloves 
(Guaranteed Drop)
If you fail to unhorse him:
Apparently tired of running back and forth, the knight's mount carries him off into the distance. Well, we'll call that one a victory, at least until he can get turned around for another run at the lists.
If you succeed in unhorsing him:
The knight slips from his horse and falls to the ground. The crowd rushes in, chanting your name as he's carried off to the first aid tent... they have a first aid tent?
Amid the festivities, you notice a pair of gloves in the mud. Huh. He seems to have gotten it backwards. It's supposed to be throw down your gauntlet then have a joust.
On the bright side, they fit perfectly.
Known resistances/weaknesses
Unspecified
Locations
Notes
- Fighting to a draw still earns you 80 experience.
