Bland veteran
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You are fighting a bland veteran.
This guy is so boring that you might not even notice him standing there. In that way, he's kind of like a ninja, but without any awesomeness. Then again, throwing a punch doesn't require much spice.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- He takes a swing at you. He connects. Yawn... er... I mean, ouch.
- He doesn't bother twirling a pugil stick around in a fancy manner; he just cold-cocks you.
- He flings twelve herbs and spices in your face. It hurts and stings.
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- He takes a swing at you. He misses. Ouch... er... I mean, yawn.
- He doesn't bother twirling... you know what? If he's not going to try, neither will I. He misses.
- He flings some herbs and spices at you, but the wind blows them away.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 143 experience.
You got an item: item 
(42.6 ± 3.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
Immune to psychic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.
Locations
References
- The third hit message refers to KFC's secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.