Bland veteran

bland veteran

You are fighting a bland veteran.

This guy is so boring that you might not even notice him standing there. In that way, he's kind of like a ninja, but without any awesomeness. Then again, throwing a punch doesn't require much spice.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• He takes a swing at you. He connects. Yawn... er... I mean, ouch.
• He doesn't bother twirling a pugil stick around in a fancy manner; he just cold-cocks you.
• He flings twelve herbs and spices in your face. It hurts and stings.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• He takes a swing at you. He misses. Ouch... er... I mean, yawn.
• He doesn't bother twirling... you know what? If he's not going to try, neither will I. He misses.
• He flings some herbs and spices at you, but the wind blows them away.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 143 experience.

You got an item: item (42.6 ± 3.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Immune to psychic damage.
50% weak to electric damage.

Locations

• CTC Veterans
  

References

• The third hit message refers to KFC's secret blend of eleven herbs and spices.