English tourist
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| English tourist |
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You are fighting an English tourist.
This fellow seems like a true English gentleman until you say something which he interprets as a slight against his favorite football (that'd be "soccer" to an American) team.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
He hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
and misses.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 53-88 chips.
You gain 54 experience.
You got an item: bag of PG Tips 
(22.2 ± 3.1%)
You got an item: bowler 
(15.7 ± 2.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
100% weak to electric damage.
50% resistant to sonic damage.
Locations
References
- The foe's image is based on English actor John Cleese.