Jug of Aquarius
jug of Aquarius
Plural: jugs of Aquarii
When the moon is in the Seventh House, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then a whole bunch of hippies are gon' tour in their 'lectric cars.
Now, we've either been in this age for about fifty years, or we're 600 years short. Nobody knows, because it's all silly stuff. Who has time to worry about astrological ages when there's trouble with a capital T?
So, regardless of what age this is, you've still got the dude's jug. And really, that's the important thing, isn't it? Because you can carry stuff! Provided you don't mind it getting a little soggy.
February 2014 Item of the Month
Accessory
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+20% item drops
+3% of weapon damage returned as PP
Deals ice damage when you dodge an attack
How Obtained
- Available for 10 silver stars during February of 2014.
- Available for 10 silver stars during February of 2014.
During combat, when you dodge an attack:
- As you dodge, you spill some cold water from your jug, dealing X damage and getting a refreshing splash yourself for Y PP.
The 10th time you dodge or when the foe is out of PP:
- As you dodge, you spill some cold water from your jug, but your opponent knows well enough to avoid it.
Notes
- X is 10% of the foe's current Offense stat. The penultimate splash you manage to achieve will deal a bit less damage.
- Y is 3% of X, rounded up.
- When bought: The shopkeeper takes your 10 silver stars and hands you some water to drink while you wait. It's only after several awkward moments of silence that you realize the water is what you were looking for all along.
References
- First paragraph references the song "Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In" by The 5th Dimension.
- The second paragraph refers to an astrological dispute about the Age of Aquarius.
| Item of the Month | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preceded by overwhelmingly cool duster |
February 2014 jug of Aquarius |
Succeeded by Superagency and You |
