Upsilon-Iota Bot

Upsilon-Iota Bot

You are fighting Upsilon-Iota Bot.

This bad-tempered motorboat is almost always grumbling about something, usually making some half-completed threat. Here it comes now, raising a gun turret and muttering, "Why, I oughta ..."
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

You stick out your tongue at the grumpy robot. "Why, I oughta teach you a lesson," he says. Faster than you suspected he could move, the robot grabs your tongue and pulls you around by it for a while.
The bot frowns at you. "Why, I oughta ..." He's too incoherent to finish the sentence, but his cannon speaks adequately for him.
"Why, I oughta tan your hide," he grumbles. And then he does.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

He swings at you but you duck under the punch. He grumbles something to himself that sounds an awful lot like, "Why, I oughta ..."
As the robot approaches, you run between his legs, then kick him on the backside. "Why, I oughta ..." he mutters, scrambling after you, but you stay clear of his reach.
You put your hands up by each side of your head like a set of antlers and wiggle your fingers at the robot. He shouts the obligatory "Why, I oughta ..." and dives for you, but you skip away.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (scales by stats) experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule (50 ± 1.1%)
You got an item: cybertronium (4.9 ± 0.5%)
You got an item: strut bar (10 ± 0.6%)