Generic evil teddy bear

generic evil teddy bear

You are fighting a generic evil teddy bear.

Unlike Ursula's fancier product lines, this generic teddy is still evil, but the materials it's made from are of a significantly inferior quality.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The teddy smacks you with its paws in a fairly generic manner.
• The teddy bites you in a rather generic fashion.
• The toy attacks and hits you in a generic location for a specific amount of pain.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The toy attacks and succeeds in hitting you, but the low-quality manufacture of the toy causes the assault to be so minimally damaging as to basically not do anything.
• The teddy bites at you but you dodge its generic attack with some brand-name maneuvering.
• The teddy tries to maul you, but the fancy Twilight malls don't carry generic products.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 20 experience.

You got an item: soft fabric (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: unstuffed stuffing (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

25% weak to fire damage.

Locations

• Ursula's plushie swarm
  
• Ursula's Plushie Factory