Elizabeth Shoe
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| Elizabeth Shoe |
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You are fighting Elizabeth Shoe.
It's always a little weird when a person is named after a noun. Maybe that's why this Goody is so cranky. Or maybe she just doesn't approve of your less than rigid adherence to the rules.
Your opponent attacks ...
Hit messages:
- She may not know kung fu, but Elizabeth seems to have picked up some karate from somewhere, if your swept legs are anything to go by.
- Elizabeth releases her swarm of pet fish. They're voracious and as ill-tempered as sea bass.
- Elizabeth drags you forward in time to show you the errors of your ways. You're not entirely sure if your errors are why the future is on fire. damage+ (fire) damage
She hits you for X damage.
Critical hit message:
Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.
Miss messages:
- She tries to sweep your legs, but pretty soon the shoe's on the other foot.
- Elizabeth releases her swarm of pet fish, but they're not very dangerous on land... at least not until the sequel comes around.
- Elizabeth drags you forward in time to show you the errors of your ways, but the future actually looks pretty good. I mean, it looks pretty good for you.
Fumble messages:
Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.
Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!
You gain 65 experience.
You got an item: Blue Oxford drink 
(15.8 ± 2.5%)
You got an item: really big shoe 
(19.1 ± 2.7%)
Known resistances/weaknesses
50% resistant to fire damage.
100% weak to psychic damage.
Locations
References
- Refers to actress Elisabeth Shue.