The Tenderizer

The Tenderizer

You are fighting The Tenderizer.

With his mighty hammer, The Tenderizer can make even the toughest meat soft and tasty. Remember that your muscles are made entirely of meat.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The Tenderizer lives up to his name.
• Bang! Bang! The Tenderizer's hammer came down upon your head.
• The Tenderizer does his best to moitalize you, but just ends up tenderizing you.

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The Tenderizer lives up to his name. You won't have to visit the masseuse for another week.
• Swish! Swoosh! The Tenderizer's hammer came down beside your head.
• The Tenderizer does his best to moitalize you, but doesn't quite have the accent down.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain ?-16-225-? chips.

You gain (8*Level, cap 400) experience.

You got an item: The Tenderizer's hammer (Guaranteed Drop)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Wandering Villains
  

References

• The second hit and miss messages refer to the song "Maxwell's Silver Hammer".
• The third hit and miss messages refer to the well-known villain The Moitalizer.

This enemy is a wandering Villain.