ZOM-M Sixteen

ZOM-M Sixteen

You are fighting a ZOM-M Sixteen.

You head down the firing range, expecting to find more weird cyborg vehicles or cybernetic royalty or cyborg pastries.

Instead, you find yourself ambushed by a cyborg soldier. Sure, you're getting shot at, but it's almost a relief. Maybe they have a sane scientist on the team somewhere.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• The cyborg shoots you. Hey, no reason to mess with the classics, right?
• The cyborg tosses an old-fashioned stick grenade at you. You're left wondering how they can afford cybernetics but not modern grenades while it explodes. damage + (fire) damage
• The cyborg snipes an apple off your head, which would have been less disturbing if you'd known how he got the apple there. (psychic) damage

He hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! He hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• The cyborg shoots you, but you dodge with practiced ease. Well... that might explain why the villains in Twilight keep changing things up.
• The cyborg soldier tosses an old-fashioned stick grenade at you. Apparently it was an antique and is rushed off by cyborg flea-marketers.
• The cyborg offers to snipe an apple off your head. You, wisely, decline.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! He takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 150 experience.

You got an item: inert electric knife (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: gong (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: dunk tank (Unspecified Drop rate)
You got an item: ZOM shells (Unspecified Drop rate)

Known resistances/weaknesses

50% resistant to physical damage.
50% weak to psychic damage.

Locations

• Firing Range
  

Notes

• At the end of each round of combat,

Bullets zip down the firing range, but you're smart enough to get out of the way.

or

Bullets zip down the range. They don't seem to be aimed at you, per se, but that doesn't stop them from dealing you X damage.

References

• The name of the foe refers to the M16 rifle.
• The third hit and miss messages refer to the Swiss folk hero William Tell, who was forced to shoot an apple from his son's head.