Unfair Activities

Tables line one of the walkways in the university, with myriad student organizations singing their own praises (literally in the case of the Villains' Choir). You're definitely not the only person running around in costume, so it's strangely hard to stand out.

If you have any item that gives a brutish appearance equipped:

As you walk through the fair, you're mobbed by members of the Brutish Boxing Club. You eventually manage to escape, but not before they force you to take some swag.

You got an item: toothsome necklace

Otherwise, if you have Crash Brother bobblehead, debate gavel, School of Villainy t-shirt, or sweat suit equipped:

As you walk through the fair, you're approached by members of the Debate Team. They're fairly insistent, but you manage to escape after taking some swag.

You got an item: debate gavel

Otherwise, if you have crop, megaphone, or swanky hat equipped:

As you walk through the fair, you're approached by members of the Cheer Squad. They're fairly insistent, but you manage to escape after taking some swag.

You got an item: School of Villainy t-shirt

Otherwise, if you have dongle, or super-advanced weapon equipped:

As you walk through the fair, you're approached by members of the Science Club. They're fairly insistent, but you manage to escape after taking some swag.

You got an item: space boots

Otherwise, if you have metal-rimmed frisbee equipped:

As you walk through the fair, you're mobbed by members of the Superultimate Frisbee Club. You eventually manage to escape, but not before they force you to take some swag.

You got an item: Superultimate gloves

Otherwise:

You get out of the mob without being accosted too much to join any clubs. It saves you a lot of time, but is also kind of depressing.

Maybe you should do something to stand out more.

Location(s)

• School of Villainy
  

Notes

• Not being accosted does not take time.