Rho Master

Rho Master

You are fighting Rho Master.

Normally even keeled, this canoe has been put in a stern mood from too many rho-rho-rho your boat jokes.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

• You crack a rho-rho-rho your boat joke, only to find out too late why that's a bad idea.
• The Rho Master is substantially harder than the machines at the Training Room, leaving you feeling exhausted.
• The Rho Master drastically increases its density, smashing you with astounding force.

It hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! It hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

• You manage to refrain from making a rho-rho-rho your boat joke.
• The Rho Master is tough, but you've been practicing on the machines at the Training Room.
• The Rho Master drastically increases its density, shrinking small enough that you're able to dodge its tiny, adorable paddles.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! It takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain (scales by stats) experience.

You got an item: enerbun globule (49.4 ± 1.1%)
You got an item: titanium plating (10.5 ± 0.7%)

Known resistances/weaknesses

Verified to have no resistances or weaknesses.

Locations

• Quadrant Delta-Delta-Delta Force
  

This enemy is a robot with an electronic brain.

References

• Refers to the nursery rhyme Row, Row, Row Your Boat.