Veterinarian veteran

veterinarian veteran

You are fighting a veterinarian veteran.

This vet-vet was there when the Pekes and the Pollicles waged their war. She's seen the worst the world has to offer and has grown very jaded about it all.
Your opponent attacks ...

Hit messages:

She holds up a scalpel and mentions something about spaying and neutering. Yikes! (psychic) damage
Being the camp veterinarian has taught her every form of animal kung-fu there is. She demonstrates a few forms upside your head.
She jabs you with a needle. The horse tranquilizers were stolen, but the needle itself still hurts.

She hits you for X damage.

Critical hit message:

Your opponent has a critical hit! She hits you for X damage.

Miss messages:

She holds up a spoon and then mutters, wondering where her scalpel went.
She has to stop attacking for a moment to deal with a sneezing kitten. Hang on a second, okay?
She tries jabs you with a needle, but your skin is unusually tough. Or it glances off your armor; whichever is currently more appropriate.

Fumble messages:

Your foe fumbles! She takes X damage.

Victory! You beat up your foe and win the combat!

You gain 145 experience.

You got an item: horse pill (19.2 ± 2.9%)
You got an item: Animal Kung-Fu for Fools (8.4 ± 2.1%)
You got an item: sweat suit (27.4 ± 3.3%)