Blockee ATV
Blockee ATV
Plural: Blockee ATVs
When we say "all terrain vehicle", we mean all terrain. This is the Log of vehicles, it'll go anywhere. It probably won't be the smoothest ride out there (what with the wheels being Blockees too), but it'll get you where you want to go. As long as that isn't too far away. We never said anything about just how much of that terrain you could cover.
May 2014 Item of the Month
Transportation
Range: 3
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
Grants wearer the ability for super jumps
Grants wearer the ability to breathe under water.
-5 seconds to the duration of each turn***
You find Blockees in the weirdest places
*** Maximum time benefit of -60 seconds, total, including Heroic Efficiency.
How Obtained
Using a Blockee power armor
You disassemble your ATV and reassemble it as a sweet power suit. You didn't even lose any pieces!
You got an item: Blockee power armor 
Equip it
At the end of each combat, there's a 20% chance you'll get one of the following messages:
- Some Blockees got knocked loose during that fight but you can't figure out where they were supposed to go. Hmmmm...
- You got an item: Blockee blocks
- or
- You find some Blockees after that fight... with your foot. Good thing it's now and not when you're headed to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
- You got an item: Blockee blocks
References
- "Blockee" refers to Lego brand construction toys.
- "The Log of vehicles" refers to a series of fictitious advertisements for "Log from Blammo!" from The Ren & Stimpy Show. One example can be seen here.
| Item of the Month | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preceded by Floyd's dark prism |
May 2014 Blockee power armor |
Succeeded by master's yo-yo |
