Fruitcake
fruitcake
Plural: bricks of fruitcake
What holiday season would be complete without a fruitcake? This monstrosity is overloaded with nuts and completely covered in candied fruit and has a density similar to depleted uranium. Since you'd probably chip a tooth if you tried to eat it, your best bet is to just fling this thing at some poor sucker.
Comes from December 2009 Item of the Month
Miscellaneous Item
Autosell value: 15
Usable
Combat Usable
How Obtained
Using The Grouch's Sack of Loot (full)
You head on over to <player> and hand them a fruitcake. They seem exceptionally pleased to see it. Which is weird, because this is a fruitcake we're talking about. The look of pure, almost child-like joy at the simple act just warms your heart. All the way down to the cockles. Even in the sub-cockle region. You get an effect, Holiday Cheer. (Added for 30 minutes.)
- Trying to return the item to yourself:
- This is a holiday gift. It's meant to be generously given to someone else. Someone else is, by definition, not yourself. Also, as you already have it, giving it to yourself is the same as doing nothing. See?
Effect on Receiver:
| <sender> has buffed you with Holiday Cheer. Oh, cool! You just got a holiday gift! What a thoughtful gesture. It reminds you of that really happy moment from when you were a kid. You remember, right? Yeah. That one. (Added for 60 minutes.) |
In the Inbox:
<sender> gave you a holiday gift!
Included item: fruitcake (regifted) (quantity 1)
You wind up like a big league pitcher and hurl the fruitcake at your poor opponent. They weren't expecting a "food" fight, and get clocked solidly by the holiday "treat." At least you found a use for it. 40 - 60 damage worth of use.
Notes
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Although this item has a proper auto-sell value, it cannot be recyclonized, digitized, fed to the goats, or deplicated. |
| The Grouch's Sack of Loot (full) The Grouch's Sack of Loot (empty) | |
|---|---|
| Item | Effect |
| candy cane candy cane (regifted) |
+20-27 minutes / 2 sugar |
| eggnog eggnog (regifted) |
Restores 40 PP |
| fruitcake fruitcake (regifted) |
Combat Item Damage |
| gingerbread man gingerbread man (regifted) |
Gingerbread man (companion) Blocks foes +10 foe toughness |
| gumdrop gumdrop (regifted) |
+11-15 minutes / 1 sugar |
| holiday wreath holiday wreath (regifted) |
Combat Item Stuns for 3 rounds |
| roast beast roast beast (regifted) |
Restores 80 HP |
| Toy soldier Toy soldier (regifted) |
Toy soldier (sidekick) Attacks foes |
