Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks

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Item Number: 1926
Description ID: 49632496
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Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
Plural: Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks
Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.

However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.

Right?

August 2012 Item of the Month

Offhand Item
Power: 10
Item cannot be auto-sold
Usable
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction

+3% item drops



How Obtained

The Wok of Stars

Have a Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty) in your inventory on rollover.

When Used

You dump out the satchel, revealing an assortment of "jokes."

  • You got an item: Ouch's bike horn
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's clown make-up
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's foam brick
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's head arrow
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's joy buzzer
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's lovely flower
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's stink bomb
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    or
  • You got an item: Ouch's trick cards
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The satchel seems a little less threatening now.

You got an item: Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)
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Notes

  • When bought: The shopkeeper hands you a sack filled with dirty tricks, then offers to shake your hand. You know better than to accept it.

References


Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)
Item Effect
Ouch's bike horn Combat Item
Sonic damage
Stuns for 1 round
Ouch's clown make-up Ends combat without time
Clowning Inside
Take 2 psychic damage per round of combat
Ouch's foam brick Combat Item
Stuns for 3 rounds
Ouch's head arrow Martin'd
Increased chance of combat adventures
Ouch's joy buzzer Combat Item
Electric damage
Stuns for 1 round
Ouch's lovely flower Combat Item
Acid damage
Stuns for 1 round
Ouch's stink bomb Personal Funk
Increased chance of noncombat adventures
Ouch's trick cards Combat Item
Damage



Item of the Month
Preceded by
Spy tux
August 2012
Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
Succeeded by
Twilight Inventions 800