Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)
Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty)
Plural: Professor Ouch's satchels of tricks (empty)
Professor Ouch was a b-list villain (and around here, that's really saying something) who wanted nothing more than to ruin the good, innocent fun of International Joke Day. To that end, he created a bunch of items that look like mere prankery, but are actually dangerous items. While they're no Bag O Glass, they certainly aren't good for children.
However, you're a wise superhero, and using this satchel of dangerous toys as a weapon against the Forces Of Evil™ appeals to your sense of irony. Or is it poetic justice? Ever since that stupid song, I've never been quite sure about the definition of irony any more. Which is pretty ironic.
Right?
August 2012 Item of the Month
Offhand Item
Power: 10
Item cannot be auto-sold
Item cannot be worn in runs with a 'no pulls' restriction
+3% item drops
How Obtained
Using Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks
| Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks (empty) | |
|---|---|
| Item | Effect |
| Ouch's bike horn | Combat Item Sonic damage Stuns for 1 round |
| Ouch's clown make-up | Ends combat without time Clowning Inside Take 2 psychic damage per round of combat |
| Ouch's foam brick | Combat Item Stuns for 3 rounds |
| Ouch's head arrow | Martin'd Increased chance of combat adventures |
| Ouch's joy buzzer | Combat Item Electric damage Stuns for 1 round |
| Ouch's lovely flower | Combat Item Acid damage Stuns for 1 round |
| Ouch's stink bomb | Personal Funk Increased chance of noncombat adventures |
| Ouch's trick cards | Combat Item Damage |
| Item of the Month | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preceded by Spy tux |
August 2012 Professor Ouch's satchel of tricks |
Succeeded by Twilight Inventions 800 |
